This is a baby camel. I just want to squish its tiny little face
people who exercise in order to get rid of period cramps are the ones surviving the apocalypse.
i feel like mr. brightside is one of those songs you’re gonna hear on the radio in the car 20 years from now after not hearing it in forever and your gonna just start sobbing BUT ITS JUST THE PRICE I PAY DESTINY IS CAALLLLING ME and your kids are gonna be like is she okay
I JUST CHOKED ON MY OWN SALIVA
it makes it even funnier when you see that’s the Ultimate Spiderman’s Coulson
it’s tummy looks like the sky!!!!!
the exceedingly rare sky-tummied curly snake
Today I got my friends to help me turn the whole class sideways and sit in the chairs like we normally would for April Fools and wait for our teacher to walk in. We also flipped her desk, chair and computer. The faces on the students passing our homeroom were priceless.
why do so many people think spiders are evil and out to get you
look at this fucking nerd run away in an overly dramatic cartoonish way just because something touched its butt
In which Darcy never learned how to pronounce ‘Mjolnir’, but really doesn’t give two shits.
ya but have u ever seen brown eyes when they’re in the sun??? they literally turn gold like screw those lame ass blue and green motherfuckers gettin all the love
excuse you, my eyes are blue and in the sun they get a steely gray glint just around the pupil and they look pretty damn awesome.