In which Darcy never learned how to pronounce ‘Mjolnir’, but really doesn’t give two shits.
ya but have u ever seen brown eyes when they’re in the sun??? they literally turn gold like screw those lame ass blue and green motherfuckers gettin all the love
excuse you, my eyes are blue and in the sun they get a steely gray glint just around the pupil and they look pretty damn awesome.
my 10 week old pup Wilma!
THIS IS UNNATURAL
you’re a sorcerer and i’m calling the cops
/throws arms up in the air
oh, that’s cute Westboro Baptist Church.
you don’t want to disclose where your founders funeral is going to take place. why? because a funeral is a personal thing, a mourning period for families and friends? you’d hate to have people angered by your beliefs and your practices protest your funeral, wouldn’t you?
Baby polar bears exploring outside for the first time
My cousins the best at snapchat and you can’t convince me otherwise
a crow is a mother
omg too cute
the way the dog so gently takes the treat makes me so happy